The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Can I color on your dick again?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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