Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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