I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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