Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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