even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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