the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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