He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Randomize
