ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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