how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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