That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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