Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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