She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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