dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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