Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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