Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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