it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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