i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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