See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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