...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
i think im in europe. pls send help
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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