Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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