Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
All the doctor said was why
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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