Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
