Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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