I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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