Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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