she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
They took my balls.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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