i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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