he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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