OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
