Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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