Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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