He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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