i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
