there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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