just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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