So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
My bed smells like the plague
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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