called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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