Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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