After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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