I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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