Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm too high and old for this...
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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