i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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