Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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