Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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