the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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