I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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