i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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