the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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