You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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