? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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