I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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