Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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