There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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